Wednesday, March 02, 2005
Wise Saying
There was a wise old man that once said, "There's a skeeter on my peeter...whack it off!!"
Ladies and gentlemen, this is profoundly genius. Mesquitos are gross. They carry disease. They eat blood. Yuck!! Basically, if you think about it, mesquitos are vampires. Yes...they are the vampires of the insect world. So following that line of thought, if a mesquito bites you do you turn into a mesquito as well. Never growing old, able to control women with your charm, living through eternity! It would have it's drawbacks, sure. I mean you have to suck blood to live, but hell...when your a mesquito that's easy!
Why the peeter though? Whatever happened to the neck. Arm. Leg. Forehead. Shoulder. But peeter!!!! AAAARRRRGGGGHHHHH!!!!!! Sure eternal life and what not, but that's a little far buster. No that's it.
If there's a skeeter on my peeter....whack it off!!
Ladies and gentlemen, this is profoundly genius. Mesquitos are gross. They carry disease. They eat blood. Yuck!! Basically, if you think about it, mesquitos are vampires. Yes...they are the vampires of the insect world. So following that line of thought, if a mesquito bites you do you turn into a mesquito as well. Never growing old, able to control women with your charm, living through eternity! It would have it's drawbacks, sure. I mean you have to suck blood to live, but hell...when your a mesquito that's easy!
Why the peeter though? Whatever happened to the neck. Arm. Leg. Forehead. Shoulder. But peeter!!!! AAAARRRRGGGGHHHHH!!!!!! Sure eternal life and what not, but that's a little far buster. No that's it.
If there's a skeeter on my peeter....whack it off!!
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Silly you...peeter rhymes with skeeter. Maybe you're not old enough to remember the naughty elementary song sung by the boys on the playground...it went something like this...
There's a skeeter on my peeter, cantcha see? There's a skeeter on my peeter, yesiree. There's a skeeter on my cousin, cantcha see that bastard buzzin', there's a skeeter on my peeter, yesiree.
I'm very ashamed to be this knowledgeable. For a month in 6th grade, this was the dirtiest song going around school.
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There's a skeeter on my peeter, cantcha see? There's a skeeter on my peeter, yesiree. There's a skeeter on my cousin, cantcha see that bastard buzzin', there's a skeeter on my peeter, yesiree.
I'm very ashamed to be this knowledgeable. For a month in 6th grade, this was the dirtiest song going around school.
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